i wish i had a button that screamed “FUCK THAT” in johanna mason’s voice to carry around with me at all times
"They can’t hurt me.I’m not like the rest of you.There’s no one left Iove"
Do you realise
that they can’t even hurt Johanna by inflicting ain on her, that they can’t make her talk through torture because she literally has no one left she loves.Not even herself.
Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?"
"*ahem* sluts *ahem*"
"What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.
"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.
The Ten Ways Emma Looks At Regina (None of them are with loathing or hate).
3. “You’re a Weirdo” Look (don’t know the official name)
6. Tolerant (and a bit Annoyed)
7. Love (Compassion)
8. Love (Empathy)
9. Love (“Your face rocks”)
10. “I know I’m not making sense”/”Must avoid eye contact” Look
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
I can’t wait to try some of these.
when you’re so in love with a character you literally squeal and curl into a ball when they make an appearance
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.
there is literally nothing i hate about this woman
ellen for jesus 2016
"ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016"
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog